3.23.2012

I Built These Garbage Cans To Confuse You

Customer: Excuse me?
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Customer:(insert snobby tone) Um, yeah. There is nowhere to throw this away. This wont fit.
Me: ...
Customer: It is garbage from YOUR store. It wont fit in YOUR garbage cans.
Me: ...

Lady, I know that you were treating me like I had a mental handicap as I stared at you every time you talked to insist that your bowl from a Subway salad wouldn't fit in the hole our trash cans provide, but to be brutally honest, I was too dumbfounded by your choice to be angry about something so stupid. Here are some easy direction: Grab bowl with both hands. Push hands together. When thin and flimsy plastic bowl is somewhat folded, toss in garbage.

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