Me: I can't turn the pump on, but if you just push the cash button you can pum...
Customer: Could you just turn it on.
Me: I can't turn it on from in here you hav...
Customer: I used to work here. So just turn it on.
Me: Ma'am, they may have changed how they do it, because we have no way of turning on a pump from in here. If you just go back out and hit the green cash button I can approve you and turn it on.
Customer: This is ridiculous. Just turn the damn pump on.
Me: Ma'am I can't.
Customer: Whatever. This is ridiculous.
Yes, I am totally lying to you. I want to keep this conversation going where you abuse me and tell me what I can and can't do with the pumps and registers I have been working closely with forty hours a week for over a year. I have nothing better to do. All I want is to make your life miserable. Just to point this out, you could have pumped your gas and paid for it and been on your merry way to devour the souls of the innocent in the amount of time it took you to argue with me.
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