Customer: What?
Me: Can I have your date of birth?
Customer: Never mind then. That's my information.
Really? Are you afraid that by having your measly birthdate I will steal your identity? Shoot, you got me. I have a secret pad of paper beside my register. I write down everyone's birthdate and when I go home, instead of doing the millions of other things I have to do, I take the time to punch your birthdate into my top secret FBI database account and steal your identity.
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